An irate wife complained endlessly that her husband spent all of his free time at the pub. One evening, tired of her constant nagging, he decided to prove a point.
“Fine,” he said. “Come along with me tonight.”
When they arrived, the bartender greeted him warmly, and he asked his wife, “What’ll you have?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” she replied with a shrug. “The same as you, I suppose.”
So the husband ordered two shots, clinked glasses with her, and downed his in one gulp.
The wife took a cautious sip, immediately gagged, and spat it out. “Ugh! That’s awful! How can you drink this stuff?”
Her husband smiled, patted her hand, and said, “See? And you thought I was out here enjoying myself every night!”